 Why are wedding dresses white? |
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 Jan 22 2010, 12:15 PM
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 Eh? Whut? Speak Up youngster!  Group: [¹²M] Posts: 2,053 Joined: 23-July 03 From: Northampton, UK Member No.: 4  |
Why are wedding dresses white?
IT MUST HAVE BEEN A VERY BRAVE MAN WHO WROTE THIS!!!!!! IT'S EVEN A BRAVER ONE WHO FORWARDS IT !!!!!!! Son asked his mother the following question: "Mom, why are wedding dresses white?" The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure." The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. "Dad why are wedding dresses white?" The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white." -------------------- "Come on! Stop trying to Frag me, and Frag me!...."
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Jan 22 2010, 12:31 PM
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 dirty blue whore.  Group: Team Captain Posts: 4,105 Joined: 23-July 03 From: Bristol, UK Member No.: 3 |
lololz.
WIFE Washing Ironing Fucking Etc -------------------- Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, fuck-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. Shit 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
[10:27]<@kinnsy> man [10:28]<@kinnsy> if they put blue leds on a turd you would buy it! :P :D [10:28]<@kinnsy> or [10:28]<@kinnsy> at least sniff around it :D |
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