pro rules™ by Loki
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1. camp lifts
2. use shock / snipe only
3. flame if you see any other weapons used
4. camp spawn points from relative safety of snipe or shock distance
5. ensure the opponents never ever get chance to get a gun
6. if they do get a gun, make sure it is not sniper / shock, and see point 3
7. deck16][ x2
8. insist on the shit "shield but no amp" rule
9. enforce when n00bs take amp that they stand still until it runs out or shot
10. flame when amp is taken, even though you pushed them onto it
11. complain about lag if you were headshotted from opposing n00b
12. ensure that "nothing wrong with server" if you are +30 in the lead
13. if point 3 weapon happens to be flak, use your bound key to spam "OMG FLAK n000000000bs OMG FUCKING n00bs"
14. if flak and curse][, ensure that you continually spam about server lagginess, flak n00b and spam
Welcome message : *** Welcome to w00t - Home of the ever present w00t coalition forces ***| President: Loki | Major Generals: D-Z, 7|9 | Commanders: Para-w00, TheRipe | Cannon Fodder:ED | Information Minister : Mems | Foreign Minister: j4nny
an other one : * people moan at you: for ass running, for minigun, if you have a low ping, if you have a high ping, if you walk over powerup as it spawns, if you LEAVE the server ... online gaming is a heap of shit.
(@LOLMAN) TAEMKILLIGN IS PROEVING DIFFICULT ON UT2003 THO :/
[16:06] <Jabbs> the queens speech on tv, fucking old cow fuck off and die
i think i have tons of IRC logs saved somewhere with UT maps on cds ...


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